This is a real headline from an Associated Press article: Woman slams dead raccoon against Vt. city building.
According to the article, crime is getting crazy in Burlington:
Police in Vermont say a woman who might have been angry about a dead raccoon left on a street took its bloody carcass to City Hall and angrily slammed it against the building’s doors.
Burlington police say the woman left the raccoon’s body outside City Hall before walking off one morning two weeks ago.
Witnesses have told the Burlington Free Press the animal might have been hit on a nearby street and that the woman might have been upset no one from the city had come to collect it.
Be on the lookout for an angry woman swinging animal carcasses.